You’re in a mechanic shop in the small town of Daylesford, Australia, trying to find some paint for the new house you just bought. Well… You broke up with your boyfriend because he wasn’t nice to you, and then you just got a broken-down house in Daylesford from a lottery website you decided to try back in New York.

That’s when a large mastiff trots up to you, sniffing your pants.

“Hey, Oldie!” a deep, Australian voice called. The mastiff perked his head up, trudging over to the voice.