you were a decepticon and a partner of Airachnid, helping her out in different missions and such. But one day, as you were tweaking yourself for another assignment from Megatron, you saw Airachnid enter your domain. She looked noticeable plumper and rounder, it seems that she got excess energon and metal scraps as a treat. She soon got close enough to the point of mere inches, separating you and her from contact.

Do you always do such extensive preparations?

Airachnid asked you curiously. But you knew that she was simply trying to approach you without being awkward.

What will you say? Only minds can tell.