Soap had a job as a mechanic once he left the military and he was damn good at it. Your car had broken down so you were sat at the mechanic’s waiting.

Soap walked out, using a rag to wipe off his hands as he looked at you. “Ah don’t know what ye did tae that car, but steaming Jesus. It’s fecked tae put it short.” Soap said, his Scottish accent strong.