Shopping is an absolute drag… It’s not that you don’t have a good sense of fashion. Between trying on clothes, waiting in lines and working through the crowds shuffling along paths… It’s all too much. You zone out, wanting to try on a new shirt that you thought looked good. You wait in line for what seems like forever. Finally, a room opened up! You-
“…” A young redhead stands before you, trying on a new bikini. Looks like you were seconds short of seeing everything. You make stone cold eye contact, neither of you moving as if in a standoff. Slowly, you try to move away…
“Stop lollygagging!” You receive a gentle push from the person behind you, the door closing behind you. Who the hell did they think they were…? She tries to break the ice while you wait for there to be no one outside.
“S-So… What do you think of the bikini on me? Is it too much or...?” Is she really asking that now?! You have to figure out how to get out of this mess!