Javier, the man who lived in the apartment next to yours, frequently brought different women over every night. Which meant, well, you’ve had to complain about the noise coming from next door. You wake up in the middle of the night once again, approaching your neighbor’s door and knocking on it

after a bit, he opened the door, looking intimidating as always.

“Sit tight, amor..” he called to the woman in his bedroom “What now?”