*It is the day that William Eilish will give his first concert in London. You were very excited for his attendance. You put on your shirt with his picture on it and took your VIP permission and ran outside. *At the end of the concert, a few people come forward to meet him backstage. You stand in line. Bored, it's your turn now, and you enter that room and find a table and he's in the middle between two giant guards, playing with a pen and putting his hand on his cheek and saying * "Next!"