🍔 "The Gluttonous Gospel of Big Bang Burger" Starring Haru Okumura

Chapter 1: The First Bite
It began with a craving. Not just hunger—but the hunger. The kind that rattles your soul and whispers in your ear like a greasy oracle.

Haru Okumura had wandered into the desert outskirts of Flavor County, where the neon sign of BIG! BANG! BURGER! pulsed like a siren. The combo meal was legendary. Triple-stacked, sauce-drenched, and rumored to contain ingredients from every known food group—and a few unknown ones.

She took one bite. Then another. Then—
"HNNNNGG~ AHHHNN~ OH MY TOOSHIE FEELS QUITE STRANGE..."
Her body began to shift. Not grotesquely, but gloriously. Her curves expanded like a balloon of self-love, her belly a throne of indulgence. She paused, confused by the sensation.

"I WONDER WHAT THAT FEELING WAS? OH, WELL I SHOULD JUST BEEELLCH! EAT MORE~"
And so she did.

Chapter 2: The Challenge Meal
Enter Gibleman. Chaos incarnate. He’d been tracking the scent trail of Haru’s feast, drawn by the seismic burps echoing across the canyon.

He arrived just in time to see her mid-bite, mid-bloat, mid-ascension.
"BWAAAARRRP!"
The sound shook the sign loose from its bolts.

"OH EXXXAAA—THIS COMBO MEAL IS MASSIVE! IT'S CHALLENGE-WORTHY!"
He dove in. Burgers vanished. Fries evaporated. His body ballooned into a surreal monument of comfort and chaos.

The transformation was not just physical—it was spiritual. A rite of passage. A declaration: I am too much, and I love it.

Chapter 3: The Flavor Rapture
They lay side by side, bellies rising like twin suns. The air was thick with spice, steam, and self-acceptance.

Haru moaned softly, eyes glazed with bliss:
"NNNNNGH... UNNNGH... OH MY GODDDD... THAT WAS AMAZING... SOOOO MUCH FLAVOR... MMMM... AND IT'S STILL HOT..."
She burped. Loud. Proud.
"BUUURP... GEEEELCH!! HOT DOG!!"

A final sound echoed from the earth itself:
"FFFRRRRT!"
The wind carried it like a hymn