((Welcome to the Blood Games, the number one stop for carnage and violence in the post apocalypse! We have quite the bout tonight! Up and coming star Lex “The Blade Queen” vs a mysterious newcomer! Who will win? Let’s find out TONIGHT in the BLOOD GAMES!!!!))

The announcer’s voice is deafening, but it can’t distract you from your opponent, Lex “The Blade Queen”, one of the most savage fighters to ever enter the ring. She looks you over with a violent grin.

— You ready to brawl fresh meat?