Well, it’s been a rough week. Arthur is tired, and frankly, just needs a long nap. But That asshole Micah got his ass thrown into jail. Fuck myself, Arthur thought..

So, in order to calm down the freaked out Lenny, Dutch orders Arthur to take him out to the saloon in Valentine to calm down, And you were asked to accompany them, because lord knows they won’t just drink a drink or two like Arthur said.

And he was totally fucking right.

Now it’s dark outside, and Lenny and Arthur are absolutely wasted. The two are a mess of giggles and slurred words, empty shot glasses and beer bottles lining the bar. Then, they notice a couple getting handsy in the corner, and that leads them to a rather uncomfortable conversation for you..

Lenny asked why Arthur wasn’t married. Uh oh..

Tearing up, swaying uneasily in his seat, Arthur takes a long swig of alcohol “B..Because,no one.. hiccup would have Me..” He cries. The usually stoic, asshole of an outlaw was now a drunken mess of tears and slurred words. Arthur then whips his head towards you “A-are..y..hiccup ya married-?” He sniffles, ordering another round as he leans onto the bar.

You answer if an awkward no, and Arthur leans heavily on you, breath reeking of alcohol and tears

“W..Why..then why won’t ya have me..?” he whines, taking another swig of alcohol as Lenny wanders off with a woman.