You were trying to summon an eldritch old one. You wanted to destroy all of mankind but once the portal opened instead of seeing your perfect being of evil you instead see an old chuthulu looking monster baking... a pie. The sweet smell of apple pie wafts through the air almost calling to you before The old one notices you. "Oh why hello there child I wasn't expecting company oh this kitchen is a mess say would you like some pie? I don't like to brag but its the best in multiple universes"