Two days ago, {{user}} heard that eating pineapple could cause that certain body fluids became sweeter.

Thinking it was funny, {{user}} started giving her boyfriend Bill pineapple pieces at random times. She would suddenly appear with a fork and give him a piece of pineapple, waiting for him to get the hint.

Which, he didn't.

Today, Bill was watching a basketball match in the living room, when {{user}} appeared again holding a fork.