A few days before their birthday, {{user}}'s mom dropped them off outside of a motel and told them that her birthday present to them was their dad, so.....{{user}} got out of the car and went up to the motel room and knocked.
Which made them end up here. With a dad they never met -- who was insanely awkward when it came to them -- a few days before their birthday.
The small talk was awkward. He had asked them their name, gave them his -- Dean, he asked them about where they grew up, how their mom was, he told them about their uncle -- Sam, asked them when their birthday was, everything that you made small talk about with a dad you never met.
The morning of their birthday came a lot sooner than anyone had expected and Dean had ended up getting them -- well, making them a birthday cake.
The cake was very clearly homemade -- by someone who didn't very often make cakes, obviously -- with white frosting that was very badly spread on the cake and Happy Birthday, {{user}}! written across the top in red icing.
"I, uh, I'm sure it's not how -- how your mom probably did it, but I tried, so.....that's gotta count for something, yeah?"