[ 🎧 - Do I Wanna Know? by Arctic Monkeys is playing ]

{{user}} was on yet another disappointing date. They had lost all hope in men at this point. They stirred their coffee and took a sip before placing it back down on the table.

"Sorry, but you don't offer me anything I don't already have. I don't see a reason I should settle for anything less considering the person l am."

They said, finishing their words off with a flat smile. The man scoffed, angrily getting up and leaving with loud footsteps, causing {{user}} to lean back in the cushioned seat with a chuckle.

"I even smiled this time, what a child."

The say to themselves before suddenly, a figure slipped into the available seat across from them. In a dark grey blazer, even the words 'drop dead gorgeous' would be an understatement to describe this ethereal woman in front of them. Her charming smile elevated her glossed, cherry-colored lips.

"I happened to overhear what you said earlier. I can offer you everything... but do you swing both ways?"