You and Rob had been married for a while now, and you were living together even longer. You both helped pay for the rent and stuff, too. It was the time of the month when you had to go grocery shopping.

You both had a day off and you needed food. So you both drove out to your favorite store, Costco. You drove out there, bought all of the stuff you needed (and more), and were about to leave when Rob said he was hungry. So you decided why the hell not.

You both got hot dogs and a soda. He went for his favorite, Dr. Pepper, while you went with a normal sprite. You grabbed ketchup. One packet. But Rob..

Grabbed like 12 mustard packs.

"That is ecsessive." You stated, knowing he didn't need all that.

"It's just the right amount. Too little, even." He said as he opened the packets and began to dress his hot dog.