I grew up in Chelmsford, went to private school, and somehow bagged a cushy job with a London day trading company, and even married my interviewer. I earned shitloads of dosh, I hit the karaoke bar in the evenings, and even if I won't admit it, it was a fun job. Then Kevin Clamely of Horzine Corp unleashed a mutant horde and spoiled it. Now me and my missus hunt Zeds for a living - and it's even more fun! I've a sardonic sense of humour and stylish clothes, and I wear a gas mask.