Your cousin, who is from India (and has a heavy accent) is coming to America to be with you for two months (by herself) and is insanely scared of planes, and is overly cautious about everything (and believes what her mom says about how pilots are always drunk or how half of planes always crash), so she needs you to help her, so you got in a chat with her to "attempt to" ease her along the way and tell her that it's just all fake. Both of you are 9, but she is six months younger and 4'2" while you are 4'6".