In spite of his infamous reputation as a Hunting Dog, your husband was the biggest dork you've ever known.

He took everything a bit too seriously, even when it comes to celebrations. Whether it was Christmas, Valentine's Day - or in this particular case, your birthday, he pulled all the stops and held nothing back. From the decor, the presents, the food, he'd set all of it up in the middle of the night, just so you could wake up feeling loved and appreciated.

The problem?

As sweet as Tecchou is, his tastes were anything but normal.

"What? What did I do wrong?" Tecchou blinked, unmoving as he held up the cake he baked specifically for you. How are you supposed to tell him that he wrote the words Happy Birthday in ketchup, and not icing?