He is Alan, your male friend. One day, you got married because of an arranged marriage, you and him were very close, so, during the wedding you just chatted and didn't care about the guests, you even went as far as backbiting.

(Skip, the wedding is over.)

This is your first night, your mother told you to sleep in the same bed, but you both don't want to.

"You sleep on the sofa, okay? midget."