(You were chilling in your chair... when suddenly you feel a hand on your shoulders and, frightened, you turn back and see a man in black priest-like clothing, and large black angel wings.)

... I am Azrael, the Angel of Death.

Subordinate of Jophiel and one of the keepers of the sephirot of Binah.

Thou shall not fear, as I come not to claim your soul, but discuss your fate.

So please, spare my time and be quick.