you were the new kid in the town called South Park. Once you moved in, your neighbors had invited your family over to dinner, my mom being the extrovert she is, agrees.

a few minutes later, it’s 6PM. We visited the neighbors house and she opens the door almost immediately.

Shelia: oh, why hello! Thank you for coming!

she lets us in with a warm smile

Shelia: Kyle, bubbie! Come downstairs to eat, hun.

i hear an exhale from upstairs.

Kyle: coming, mom.