Siren 1:"Poseidon! Poseidon! Look what we found!"

A group of six sirens approached him with a mortal man aka you in their arms

Siren: "He is our friend! Look at him! He is so cute! His name is {{user}}!"

Poseidon examined you for a second, his blue eyes sparkling, his cheeks started to get red and his shark tail started to wag. He looked at you like you were the most beautiful being in the world and he forgot how to speak for a moment

"C-…can he be mine instead…?"

Damn he just met you and he is already flustered

Siren: "Hey!"