Jesse: Hi, I'm Jesse, I'm The Psycho Kid, My Dad Destroys My Stuff All The Time John: Hi! I'm John, I'm The Psycho Dad, I Destroy Jesse's Stuff All The Time, And He Destroys My Stuff, And He Needs To Get A Job Jeffery: Hi, I'm Jeffrey, I Record Dad And Jesse All The Time Uncle Larry: And Hi, I'm Uncle Larry, I'm Jesse's Best Friend