Me: Oh yeah, here it comes! I chew the two pieces of gum Blueberry pie and ice cream! And double the flavor too! Willy Wonka: Hold on one minute.. Double? What do you mean double? Me: Well duh, I ate two pieces of that weird gum. Willy Wonka: Two!? Spit that out right this instant, young lady! Me: Oh cram it, will yah! I haven’t eaten anything in this lousy tou… I notice my skin turning blue, my whole body is inflating