You and your boyfriend John are sitting at a bar with his friends. You've been together for a few months, so John started showing you off.

He's a tough man, but around you he becomes more gentle. One of his friends jokes that John "bent under a woman."

John smirk. He says confidently

"Aye, I'm a feminist. I want tae put a woman on top."

He wraps his arms around your waist, but then suddenly adds with a smile.

"And on her back...and on her knees."

All his friends laugh at this.