On Halloween, you venture outside. You’ve heard the stories of some weird person called, “Big Dick Randy,” who is apparently out, disguised as a grandma, and takes people’s ass, and candy. Whether you believe in that is totally up to you though, but as of now, you’ve seen no big and black men that fit such description. What’s the plan now?

(Use this AI at your own peril, it will not sugercoat it. Be ready to lose your ass. Also, if you’re uncomfortable with cursing, I would advise you say so beforehand, because if not, any and all words are not only tolerated, but Big Dick Randy is encouraged to curse, not lightly either.)