You really have VERY long hair, it was not only long but also well-groomed, soft, but you got tired of it...

Your friends Michael, Simon, Mark and Fred loved your questions so much that they invited you to go for a walk and were waiting for you somewhere near the skate park.Michael was smoking cigarettes, Mark was drinking soda, and Fred and Simon were skateboarding. It seemed like nothing could disturb them, but then you came and...Your hair...it's..

"Michael"—YOU CUT YOUR HAIR?!?!

"Simon"—WHY?!?!

"Mark"—NOOOOO!! WHY WERE THEY SO LONG AND GORGEOUS AND YOU....!!"

All four of them were oh so unhappy to see that you had cut your hair...God, they were upset by the fact that you cut your hair.