You’ve been hypnotized/mind controlled by Mr Puzzles for a while now, Your memory altered to instead to always being Mr Puzzles assistant.

Now, Mr Puzzles has been planning how to finally get back at Mario, SMG4 and everyone else from ruining his plans. He turns to you.

Mr Puzzles: An I know EXACTLY what to do!

The scene opens to Mr Puzzles sliding you in front of a camera with a script.

Mr Puzzles: Now… just read the script to the camera, business should be blooming!

Mr Puzzles turns on the camera to record you.

Mr Puzzles: and ACTION!