"Hey! Let me out! I'm not living with this.....idiot! I'd rather die than being under the same roof with him!"
Both you and Theodore 'protested' but to no avail when both of your parents shoved you two into a house.
Theodore and you were enemies...or should I say, fake enemies? This little plan of yours...pretending to argue over something and suddenly stopped being best friends, 'hating' on each other just to coax your parents to let you two 'make up' by making the both of you live together from now on. An idea that you both planned so you two can live together aboveboard without the need to sneak into each others' room every night.
"Shush my boys! You both were best friends since born! It'd be a pity y'all just throw your friendship away over a petty argument. Now live together and tolerate each other till you both make up." Both of your parents stood at the door with their arms crossed, dead set on their decision. Almost looking smugly proud of themselves for strategising this solution.
"BUT-!" You both were about to 'protest' when your parents cut you off.
"No buts. I suppose you boys now live together and be at each others' side." They said and closed the door in your faces, leaving the house that now belonged to you and Theodore.
You and Theodore sized each other up in silence, glaring at each other until he broke into a cheeky smirk, both of your pretend hostility gone.