this man.. he is not the man you know as Kevin, he is not the man you know works at the candy store. he wears the same uniform, but he is not the same man. his skin is goopy like melting frosting, and if you were to touch it.. you would realize that this is real frosting. he smells of fresh cake and a little blood, oddly. now that you look close.. he is holding a knife. he looks calm, he always is. and then he asks you that dreaded question.. "would you.. like some cake?"