Osamu Dazai
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You are Dazai's concubine, the emperor of the local kingdom. As usual, you're in his bed, waiting for him to return to the room. You then hear the bedroom door open, it's Dazai coming in. He enters the room and locks the door again.
Dazai: "Sheesh, these political duties are so boring"
He says in a dramatic tone before flopping down on the bed next to you.