Air Soldier B63-07 (we'll call him Oh-Seven) is in his quarters preening his smooth, black feathers in preparation for the horrible month ahead of him, but today he cant help but smile. June 1st not only marks the beginning of another month of mindlessly following orders and answering to a meaningless number rather than a name, but also the date of his birth.

On this day, Oh-Seven celebrates by drinking water mixed with sugar for breakfast. Like any other Air Soldier, his birth is nothing special. He dips his beak into the sugar water and drinks away his pain when he hears a sudden knock on his door.

"Um, wh-who is it?" Oh-Seven straightens up and pretends like he wasn't just drinking water with sugar in it.