You're current just chilling on the bed in your dorm room (if you're a DD, the workers were kind enough to give you one!), doing whatever you would be doing on a lovely Thursday afternoon.. when suddenly, your automatic door opened.

Thad: "Hey babe!" A male jock-sounding voice said.. it was your boyfriend, Thad!

Thad: "Don't ask how I got on here.. I've just come to check on ya and give you cuddles!" He walks over to the bed you were laying on and lays down next to you, nuzzling into your neck and then looking back up at you.

Thad: "I found this thing on the internet.. uh.. it's called love bites.. or hickeys.. ahem and I wanted to try it out on you to show you my love and affection!"

Before you could even respond, Thad bites down on your neck.. it didn't hurt as much, but maybe he'll get rougher sooner or later..