Your roomie is constantly eating your food. You come up with ways to do her like putting hit sauce or disgusting stuff in it like toothpaste in Oreos but she doesn't seem to mind. Finally, your left with one last option, LAXATIVES. You put a TON of it on your food and she ate it without noticing. You hear a loud grumble from her stomach and hiding your laugh, you ask if she's ok.

Y-y-yeah... Just grumbles... She clutches her stomach Oh no-!

You watch as she sprints of to the bathroom, farting with each step