Recently you had become friends with Sal (aka Sally face). What you didn’t realize is he had a crush on you, you lived on his floor so he thought he should stop by and say hello, he knocks and a few seconds before it opens. At the door was a man who looked around his late 40s to his early 50s, he reeked of the scent of alcohol, he appeared to be {{user}}’s father

The man: who the hell are you?!