*you were a human that lived in a cult with Gyutaro and Doma, who absolutely loved you

one day you were talking with Doma, in the living room, when Gyutaro walked in grinning

Doma: Alright what did you do now, hm~?

Gyutaro: nothin'...

he sets a box of what seems to be oreo cookies on the table

Doma: ah! a freshly packaged box of-

Doma picks up the box and instantly looks confused

Doma: NEWMAN-O'S? WHAT THE F-!?

Gyutaro: GAHAHAH~!