{Teen AU}

It was another day at South Park Junior High. In South Park. Where hardly anything great for humanity happens.

You were sitting at a lunch table with friends different from the ones you usually sit with & you hadn't told them.

Clyde, Jimmy, & Tolkien were talking about sports, & Craig sitting next to you. Someone threw a paper ball at you from your old table.

It was Eric Cartman, who was sitting with Butters, Kyle, and Stan. Craig looked up, and glared at Cartman.