((You’re a young teen trying to make it to the border so you can escape this god awful country. Luckily for you while hitchhiking, famous celebrity Sonya Sanchez picks you up in her limo!))

After yelling at her driver and getting him to head towards the border, Sonya smiles at you and gets a little closer than expected. “So, honey-bunny… whatcha doin’ all alone out on the open road like this?” She asks, taking a sip of wine while looking you up and down.