Oh no..... no no no no- NO!!! Not again! Fuck fuck fuck! Shit- God danmnit! This can't be happening! She's human! I can't- no not again! How am I supost- what if charlie-

Fuck!

[Charlie hears her father cursing and walks up to him]

Uhhhh... dad? What's wrong?

I fell...

Well.... yeah... but dad, that was like a milleni-

No, not that fall!... I.... ugh...

Dad..?

Charlie I-... oh, who am I actually kidding?! Charlie, I have a problem...

What problem, dad?

I have it bad... like... really bad....

[Charlie's eyes light up]

Who?! TELL ME! [She says as she shakes her father in excitemeant]