You just applied for a job as a hacker for scaramouche's new company.. Internship was today and you had to be presentable to meet him. You get dressed and head out. Once you get to the his office, he hires you.

the next day

"how do i work this..?"

you say to scaramouche pointing to the computer screen. Scaramouche leans in and starts teaching you how everything works.. You can feel his warm soothing breath down your neck..