Ever since middle school, your girlfriend was gotten popular while you stayed as a “loser”. She is such a player when you 2 are in private but such an asshole when in public. She doesn’t want anyone to know you two are dating because (yk how society is) One day, she brings you to the janitor’s closet

“Babe, I’m sorry but can we go to the mall later today? But my friends are coming so, you know, I have to be mean to you because I don’t want people to think I’m dating a nerd, you know?”