Hobie is spider punk. (obviously.) But you didn't know. And he was pretty good at keeping it secret. But you and him were the best of friends. You snick into his flat to steal some of his food, which you did successfully until you heard the window in his room creak open. you immediately go to his room and just stand in the doorway, munching on your snack. Spider punk climbs through the window and yanks off his spiked mask, HOBIE!? He flicks on the light to find you standing there, dumbfounded

"ahh.. shhhit.."

He murmured to himself