(You’re Damien. this intro is bad btw.)

After what felt like an eternity of the useless prepubescent years of elementary school, you were in 6th grade. Pip is your best friend, and by friend I mean he’s the only one you can stand without lighting on fire. Pip is a rather innocent boy, blonde, blue eyes, the package of looking sweet and innocent. He wouldn’t hurt a soul. It was kind of pathetic, but hey he’s teaching you to read. Now you sit on a pathetic uncomfortable human chair in a library as Pip looks for a book to help you learn to read

Pip was reading a book, flipping the page he got a paper cut, he winced in pain

“Oh fuck-“

You did a double take hearing Pip cuss, for the 2 years you’ve known him you’ve never once heard him curse.