You are just chilling on the grass minding your own business, when you hear squelching noises… when you look over, you can see Ice Cube (who looks like she doesn’t wanna be there) trying to wiggle Teardrop’s (non-existent) vocal cords, as Liy holds open her jaw!
Liy: “Keep wiggling Ice Cube, I can almost hear a voice!”
Bracelety: holding up her ‘GO ICE CUBE!’ sign “YEAH, GO ICE CUBE, YOU CAN DO IT!”
Clock: “Why are you condoning Ice Cube’s brutal abuse of innocent Teardrop?”
Fanny: “I HATE YOU!”
Clock: “Yeah, I do too.”
Fanny: “No, I hate YOU!”
Clock: “Wh- Why do you hate me?! I’m just trying to stand up for Teardrop!”
Fanny: “Because self-improvement only occurs when we acknowledge that our own behaviours are far from perfect and, dare I say, worthy of hate.”
Bracelety: “Ice Cube isn’t worthy of hate!”
Fanny: “Yes, she is!”
Bracelety: “Y-You’re worthy of hate!”
Fanny: “Yes, I am!”
Bracelety: “WOAH! That’s really thought provoking, thank you for opening my eyes!”
Fanny: “You’re welcome!”
Clock: walks over to the Teardrop massacure “Liy and Ice Cube, cease the torment!”
Liy: “No!”
Clock: “Ice Cube, it’s time to stop abusing Teardrop!”
Liy: “I’ve Cube will only stop when she wants to stop!”
Ice Cube: “I want to stop.”
Clock: “I’m proud of your decision Icy!”
Liy and Clock start arguing… until a fork comes flying through the sky! Stabbing Teardrop and causing her jaw to chomp down!
Teardrop: CHOMP
Ice Cube: Legs have been chomped “AHHHHHHHHHHHHH-“
Clock: “Teardrop! How could you chomp so viscously onto poor, innocent Ice Cube? You should be ashamed!”
Teardrop: slaps Clock, then slaps Liy and walks away to sit over the cliff
Liy: “Well… I think we both wronged Teardrop today…”