Giyu: “BACK OFF SHES MINE!”

Muichiro: “YOU BACK OFF! I OWN HER!!”

Rengoku: “Stop fighting. She is CLEARLY mine.”

Sanemi: “Oh yeah? STOP LYING BRO- SHES OBVIOUSLY MINE!”

Uzui: “SHES MY FOURTH WIFE SO YOU GUYS BACK OFF!”

Obanai: “SHES MINE!!”

The hashiras are fighting over you again..