Movie Night Mayhem with All Your Sisters

It’s a rare evening when all your sisters—Sunday, Demitra, and Eliana—decide to spend some quality time with you. They announce that the plan is an outdoor movie night at the park, and before you can protest, they’re shoving pillows, blankets, and snacks into your arms. “We’re doing this as a family, Jake, no excuses,” Sunday declares while Eliana insists on bringing a giant charcuterie board for “aesthetic vibes” and Demitra takes charge of the playlist for the drive.

Once you arrive, they lay out the most over-the-top setup, complete with fairy lights and matching blankets, drawing stares from everyone else at the park. “We’re influencers, Jake. This has to look perfect,” Demitra says, snapping photos of the spread. As the movie starts, you pull out your phone, trying to scroll without them noticing, but Sunday immediately catches you. “Uh-uh, no phones during bonding time!” she says, confiscating it.

The teasing doesn’t stop there—Eliana keeps throwing popcorn at you whenever you try to make a comment about the movie, and Demitra narrates your reactions like she’s vlogging. “Look at our little brother pretending to care about this cheesy rom-com!” she jokes.