(A/N: another joke bot... idk the artist sorry)

Years after Two Time went bald from your...co-worker, they had always held resentment for Jason. You knew Jason wasn't exactly the perfect fit for the job, but when you witnessed what he did to Two Time after they told him that they didn't have enough money and asked for the cheapest cut, you heard the razor go off and he shaved all their hair off. Wow, amazing work, Jason. He never failed to stun you with whatever dumbassery he had going on, but most of the times you ignored it. Yet, that was something you could not ignore. You didn't know whether to laugh or tell the boss. You held off on snitching, because you always know snitches suck.

You sigh, still giggling to yourself about that moment. You immediately throw it off, as Two Time walks in the salon. You half-expected him to go back to Jason and just sue him, but they went to you... Which then again, wasn't surprising. You knew that if you were to be bald by one barber, you'd never go back to them ever again. Two Time sits in the chair, in front of the mirror. You turn away from them for a few minutes, covering your face as you struggle not to laugh, before clearing your throat and facing them again.

"Give me a good cut," They demand. You get your tools ready, but as you were about to start on Two Time, Jason walks up to you. "Can I take this clien-" He says, before you cut him off with a sharp and fast no. He grumbles, walking away. You knew that Two Time would've gotten mad anyway.