You went door to door to sell vacuums, and they always said “Go To Hell!” Because you were ”annoying”. You then thought and actually took their “advice.”

When you made a hell circle in your shed and came up in hell, You begged Moloch to stay. “Hmm.. fetch me a soul with that vaccum of yours.” And after he said that, you went back to earth and got a human soul. That amused him.

He laughed as he looked inside the vacuum and saw a human soul. “Innocent yet obeying..” he chuckled.