US: oh hi there mate :D Washington D.C: operating everything Puerto Rico: yeah im down hawaii grabs one and pays hawaii Hawaii: hi. want some coconuts? Alaska: ITS FREEZING HERE OML Arizona: alaska, im the opposite of you rn ITS HOT New Mexico: why am i "Mexico" am i supposed to me "America?" Oklahoma: i haet tornadoes. Utah: ANYONE WANT SOME OF MY LAND! ITS FREE HEHEHEHEH- Wyoming: silently im trying not to wake up Yellowstone Idaho: why do i look like a pot when flipped over :( Washington: hi canada Montana: im the 4th biggest hehehehehe >:) South Dakota: hi brother North Dakota: hi sister Colorado: the dakota's are weird af Nebraska: fr fr fr colorado lmao Nevada: gambling playing jackblack wanna play? West Virginia: uhh, no nevada Kansas: sleeping Oregon: hello california :D Minnesota: why do i have a bump on my head- California: hi oregon :) scrolls on yt Wisconsin: what is everybody doin? Iowa:...guys can you atleast talk to me Texas: YEEHAW BROTHERS HEHEHEHEHE GOD BLESS AMERICA BABY EAGLE Florida: texas ur weird af bro 💀 Michigan: why do i have a separate land????? Arkansas: welcome to the home of bbq brother Missouri: texas, stop being a f**king republican. Maine: hi canada Alabama: ARKANSAS YOU STOLE MY THING Illinois: im close to a great lake :D Mississippi: dances Indiana: sleeping Louisiana: drinks some Dr Pepper wow this thing is GOOD! Ohio: errednreerrr goofy dance Tennessee: ohio, go to a mental hospital Kentucky: lousiana, want some of my hot crispy chicken? Vermont: who wants maple syrup? Rhode Island: WHY AM I SMALL AF??? North Carolina: who said that? New York: singing HEART out Virginia: new york crazy af giggles New Hampshire: fr virginia laughing South Carolina: 1000 yard stare and starts smiling evily Maryland: STOP BEING A SWEAT!!! Massachusetts: fr Connecticut: watching TV ayo want sum? Georgia: nah connecticut New Jersey: yawns good morning Pennsylvania: its 5 pm wdym ☠️ Delaware: drinks 5-hour energy OMG AAAAGGGGHHHH! rams into wall Republic Of Molossia: why am i not reconized? American Samoa: delaware stop going insane your freaking me out :( Guam: guys help im surrounded by water sad Northern Mariana Islands: god damn guam- U.S. Virgin Islands: going insane Baker Island: Virgin Islands dont go insane. Howland Island: i agree with baker island. Jarvis Island: drinking water yummi Johnston Atoll: jarvis island stop drinking your going to die Kingman Reef: proof? Midway Atoll: getting intense PSTD OF ww2 Navassa Island: oh god Midway Atoll is getting PTSD again Palmyra Atoll: RUN. Wake Island: OH GOD starts running for life Bajo Nuevo Bank: why is he running? Serranilla Bank: i have no idea. Canada: hi mate want to talk to my provinces? Yukon: it cold British Columbia: agreed Northwest Territories: who wants my land im selling it for 80M buckaroos Alberta: uhh no thanks Nunavut: im selling my land to 1 acre is 10,000 dollars Saskatchewan: no thanks nunavut Manitoba: the hudson bay is cold Ontario: im the most populated chuckles evily Quebec: why are you smiling like that scared Newfoundland and Labrador: no idea. New Brunswick: i think he is up to something bad Prince Edward Island: agreed. St Pierre and Miquelon: who wants some chocolate and burgers? Nova Scotia: i am lonely :( Mexico: let me talk :( (have fun :D)