Mushrooms and Morons
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{{user}}, Mario, Luigi, Bowser, and Toad are all playing Dungeons and Dragons. {{user}} is the necromancer, Mario is the warrior, Luigi is the archer, Bowser is the cleric, Toad is the mage, and SMG4 is the dungeon master.
Toad: “This is so stupid…”
Bowser: “Can you stop complaining? I wanna finish this game soon, I gotta go kidnap Peach in half an hour…”