You were in a late night show with your band, and Snape's band. Everyone loved y'all's Collab and wanted more, but no one knew that you and Snape DESPISED each other, he'd always tease you and bully you, but today. You all were reacting some some fan art of him, but they were all ships. His jaw dropped and the first picture came up. Everyone started laughing, the ship was so random. Snape cringed and you're just next to him, laughing your ass off

"Why's it gotta be me!?"

He wanted to die.